Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Put me down for a loss of 24, a Big Mac, medium fries and a Diet Coke.

And I predict Jabba the Hutt sabotages this Patreoff by hiding the numbers when it is time for the results to be tallied.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

King Rehoboam Evans inherited rulership of the united 12 Patreon tribes of Israel from his wise but corrupt elder father, Solomon Evans. The 10 northern Patreon tribes gathered at Shechem and demanded reforms from King Evans before agreeing to his kingship and continuing their support on Patreon. The King heard their demands, which insisted that he cease emotional abuse of his wife the Queen, quit seeking other wives and concubines, and stop visiting exploited and enslaved Ammonite prostitutes.

King Evans was agitated at these demands and sought the advice of the older and wise King's counselors like Mark O'Donnell and Javier Ortiz. They advised their king to agree to these demands and reform his kingdom. King Evans did not like this advice, and turned to the foolish and impulsive advisors like Kit Kat and Joshybear. "Sue their ass HA HA HA HA HA They will regret it, You will see!!!" was Kit Kat's advice.

King Rehoboam Evans then had his scribes mass produce the King's Proclamation that he had no mastery over his penis, he'll fornicate with whomever he desired and it was none of anyone's business, the Witch of Endor (AKA Kim Silvio) was casting demonic spells to split his kingdom and that he would sue all rebels and lapsed Patrons in the Jerusalem courts.

Per the Prophet Abijah's prophecy, the 10 northern Patreon tribes were ripped away from King Evans. The King only had two remnant Patreon tribes that were paying tribute to him. His lawsuit was dismissed and his Patreon soldiers were outnumbered by the larger rebel Patreon army.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Jesus relates the parable of the "Cunning Croatian". A man was robbed by thieves and left for dead on the road to Jericho. Two Levites pass and do nothing. Lloyd Evans passes and takes note of the sad scene. Seeing an opportunity to fundraise, he takes out his smartphone and tweets out graphic pics of the man suffering on the side of the road:

"It really angers me when robbers beat a man and there is no justice! I am utterly ashamed of humanity! I'd help him myself, but I have no money because of the defamation campaign and the need to purchase filming equipment. Will you help? www.paypal.com/cedars"

Lloyd gets 30,000 shekels wired to his Paypal account from concerned supporters. He then takes the man to the Jericho Motel 6, bandages him himself, and has Tiborus film his new documentary: "The Jericho Escape". He leaves the wounded man with some bottled water and Cheetos and promises to check up in a week with a followup documentary. Lloyd and Tiborus check into the Jericho Royal Hilton and enjoy excursions to the Dead Sea for a mental health break since this experience has left them so traumatised.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I have to admit, I think we've hit on a new idea:
"The Bible according to Cedars" - biblical accounts as told through the life of Lloyd Evans!

Good Idea! Start in Eden where Adam (Lloyd) gets Eve but finds out they are sexually incompatible. After Jehovah God refuses his request for multiple sex partners to be created, the Serpent comes down from the tree and convinces him to eat from the Tree of Prostitutes.

Jesus (Lloyd) preaching from the Mount of Olives that the amount of Patrons was pitiful and he'd be forced to dismiss the apostles, giving only two sermons a month. Also blaming the "defamation campaign" on the Pharisees. Known in perpetuity as the "Things Are Bad" sermon on the Mount.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

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Here's my "rebuttal". I found roughly half of the instances listed here are similar to events in Lloyd's life. Read it, bitch.

(1) Noah is “uncovered” – Noah was drunk. Lloyd got drunk and humped a Christmas tree

(2) Abraham shares his wife - 15-16 December 2021 – Lloyd proposes open marriage, thus sharing his wife with other people.

(3) Sarai shares Abraham – Lloyd wants Dijana to share Lloyd, but Dijana declines.

(4) Abraham ordered to marry his sister – N/A – Lloyd’s sister despises him

(5) Lot proposes gang rape of his daughters - N/A

(6) Lot has sex with his daughters - N/A

(7) Abraham shares his wife (again) – Lloyd's ENM proposal to wife for open marriage, 15 – 16 December 2021

(8) God uses infertility as a punishment – N/A – Though this is a prime example why the Bible is not true. What just God would make all the wives of Abimelech barren for something they did not do and give Lloyd Evans two daughters?

(9) Laban and Jacob – Lloyd doesn’t like this because Laban forced Jacob to work 7 years for Leah, not because he switched wives on him. In fact, Lloyd would have been overjoyed at the thought of getting Leah and Rachel, though he would balk at working for 14 years in the fields to gain permission. He’d ask his Patrons to fundraise in order to pay off Laban.

(10) Dinah – N/A

(11) Reuben has sex with his father’s concubine – N/A- Though Lloyd would rationalise this as consensual sex between two adults.

(12) Judah has sex with his daughter-in-law – Judah did not know Tamar was his daughter-in-law, for she concealed herself as a prostitute. Lloyd regularly sees prostitutes and finds nothing wrong with it.

(13) Rapist to marry victim – N/A

(14) Skewered through the genitals – Lloyd threatens to “chop my dick off” in the leadup to the 16 December 2021 letter to Dijana

(15) Soldiers to keep virgins “for themselves” N/A – Though Lloyd fantasised about “girls” (virgins?) serving him lunch at MTS School. From TRA: “It was because of such nonsense that my balls were now aching and I could not get sex out of my mind, to the point where I would fantasize about the girls who were assigned to serve our lunches.

(16) Samson has sex with a prostitute – Lloyd has had sex with prostitutes for years and says sex work is a valid trade and lambasts anyone saying otherwise as racist or a prude. WTF is his problem with Samson then?

(17) Gang rape of a concubine – N/A

(18) Virgins given to soldiers – See earlier comment about fantasizing about “girls” serving him lunch. Don’t tell me Lloyd would have protested if one at that moment had been given by an elder to him for sex.

(19) Women “carried off” as wives – N/A

(20) 200 Philistine foreskins paid as dowry – If Lloyd actually read this, he’d know it had nothing to do with sex or genital mutilation. If he read verse 25, he’d find that it was a trick of Saul’s to have David killed by seeking 200 Philistine foreskins.

(21) David “uncovers” himself – N/A – Though as sexually charged as Lloyd is, I find it hard to think that he would feel this was a sin.

(22) David has sex with Bathsheba – Lloyd has sex with “Cara” in Pa Tong, and desperately wishes she never left.

(23) Amnon rapes his sister N/A – Lloyd’s sister despises him.

(24) Absalom has rooftop sex with his father’s concubines – N/A – Though it does sound like one of Lloyd’s fantasies or a porno video he particularly likes.

(25) God brags about women being raped as retribution – N/A

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Edit review time: 10 hours

A good statistic, especially since he claims to need to pay Tibor’s “wages” or he’s down to 3 videos a month. If he worked 35 hours a month, Tibor worked about half that since he’s not involved in show prep and research. By that I mean Tibor isn’t watching the convention/JWB material, analysing it, and scripting rebuttals.

Median wage in Croatia is €16,000, but that’s assuming a full work week. Even if Lloyd is generous and paying him what would amount to €20,000 a year assuming FT work, at 17 hours a month that’s 4.25 hours a week. €20,000 a year means €9.62 an hour. So, €163.34 a month.

I seriously doubt Tibor would work for that, but it gives you an idea what his time is worth on a better than average Croatian salary based on the amount of time he puts in.

And Lloyd by all accounts is a tightwad. He notoriously refused to go on trips unless they were funded and would pull out if he had to pay for any significant portion of it. He refused to give his book for free to anyone who helped him with his book tour, though he did give Kameron Fader a $10 discount because he only had $15 on him. He whined about paying import taxes on a BMW that was shipped to him until ~~Dick Kelly~~ compensated him for that.

Short story is: He’s running a scam. He could have easily afforded Tibor’s salary on 400 patrons + YT revenue. What the begging stunt was really about was keeping Dijana funded in terms of child support and he was increasingly being forced to cull from his own cut of the take in order to help take care of the children he wilfully abandoned for his bachelor lifestyle in Zagreb.

There’s a reason why he mentioned not being able to afford his daughter’s haircut.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Oh and the list that patrons get to choose videos to vote for from is chosen by Lloyd ….. just saying

And he’s been open about overruling their vote before. He put up a poll in 2021 about doing a video about CT Russell. It was voted down and that should have been a sign that his viewers didn’t care much to dig that guy’s corpse up yet again.

This is a common theme among cult leaders, politicians or basically anyone who is soliciting your money. They make you feel like you are a part of something huge and that your feedback is one of utmost importance. But as we can see, Lloyd was dead set on doing a video on Russell, damn what the Patrons think.

Like Kim mentioned, he is so sparse on content he has to go back and look for suggestions from patrons he rejected long ago.

Take a look at this 2020 tweet bragging about the convention video views:

Fairly impressive. Now look at the ones he did this year, even back to last years and they still do not come close to the views that he had in 2 days on one of his 2020 convention videos. 10 months up and he still has yet to crack 20K views.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

The numbers are back up. Jabba the Hutt is probably going to take it down when we are awaiting results of the Patreoff.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

O.M.G he did removed the patron number...Good thing we have the graphtreon.

Slimboy is right. Graphtreon only pulls from what is publicly available on Patreon. It stopped reporting when he blocked it from reporting his cash earnings and it is locked at $1800 or so. Now it will be locked at the last known number which was 508.

He does update his patrons with a video about the state of his channel every two months and gives numbers then, but you have to be a Patron to see it. And it’s all by what he says. It’s him controlling the information about himself and now he wants people to be in the dark about his level of funding until it is time to beg again.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

It looks like the patron number has been removed from LE’s Patreon account?

This is true. Just checked and it said as a creator he can hide his earnings (which he did many years ago) and also his number of Patrons. My question is why did he all of a sudden do this now? Would have made more sense to hide them when he was bleeding them bad after the livestream.

I think we know the answer though. It cannot be any coincidence that once we start the Patreoff he decides to hide the numbers, which would have had him sink into the 400’s yet again in little over a week.

But let’s not take all the credit, as there is something going terribly wrong with his lawsuit and there’s something else that’s bothering him about his paid activism. If it took a random PIMO on the tram to get his spirits up, he must have been really finding it difficult to create content anymore. His views are tanking which means less YT ad revenue. Patreon even takes 12% of his take, and he’s instructed his followers on Patreon that YT took even more of a cut from his membership numbers and to please join as a Patron before doing YT. He might also be bleeding YT memberships, and on that livestream he did I found it odd only one YT member made a comment.

But still…. This thread is really bothering him and it didn’t help that we broke the news that there was a decision reached a week ago in his lawsuit.

He’s yesterday’s news. It was bound to happen. His content sucks and people are naturally finding newer (and younger, better looking) creators out there who do better work. He gets routinely blasted on social media in places that used to cover for him (exJW Reddit for one), his views have cratered and most of his tweets go by unnoticed with maybe 10 or 20 likes. Even his tweet about his daughter scribbling over his convention notes has only 15 likes after 4 hours.

Irrelevance has finally caught up to him.